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//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='<i>Where The Big Kids Play.</i>'

quotes[1]='<i>This Ain\'t the Kiddie Pool.</i>'

quotes[2]='<i>The Hoover of them all...let us suck you in.</i>'

quotes[3]='<i>Captain! There\'s a Dragon In My Soup!</i>'

quotes[4]='<i>Take off your training wings!</i>'

quotes[5]='<i>Where Thread Isn\'t the Only Menace Falling From the Skies.</i>'

quotes[6]='<i>Our Dragons Byte.</i>'

quotes[7]='<i>The only place your dragon can get stuck in an elevator.</i>'

quotes[8]='<i>Where constantly breaking elevators mean your dragon will always have a job</i>'

quotes[9]='<i>Where all the Bronzeriders are strong, all the Goldriders are good-looking, and all the Woolies are above average.</i>'

quotes[10]='<i>Where Technology Has Come Back To Haunt Us.</i>'

quotes[11]='<i>Where The Big Kids Play.</i>'

quotes[12]='<i>This Ain\'t the Kiddie Pool.</i>'

quotes[13]='<i>The Hoover of them all...let us suck you in.</i>'

quotes[14]='<i>Captain! There\'s a Dragon In My Soup!</i>'

quotes[15]='<i>Take off your training wings!</i>'

quotes[16]='<i>Where Thread Isn\'t the Only Menace Falling From the Skies.</i>'

quotes[17]='<i>Our Dragons Byte.</i>'

quotes[18]='<i>The only place your dragon can get stuck in an elevator.</i>'

quotes[19]='<i>Where constantly breaking elevators mean your dragon will always have a job</i>'

quotes[20]='<i>Where all the Bronzeriders are strong, all the Goldriders are good-looking, and all the Woolies are above average.</i>'

quotes[21]='<i>Where Technology Has Come Back To Haunt Us.</i>'

quotes[22]='<i>Where The Big Kids Play.</i>'

quotes[23]='<i>This Ain\'t the Kiddie Pool.</i>'

quotes[24]='<i>The Hoover of them all...let us suck you in.</i>'

quotes[25]='<i>Captain! There\'s a Dragon In My Soup!</i>'

quotes[26]='<i>Take off your training wings!</i>'

quotes[27]='<i>Where Thread Isn\'t the Only Menace Falling From the Skies.</i>'

quotes[28]='<i>Our Dragons Byte.</i>'

quotes[29]='<i>The only place your dragon can get stuck in an elevator.</i>'

quotes[30]='<i>Our Secrets Await You!</i>'


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